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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-03-29

  • I, too, have a Chase credit card. http://bit.ly/92Z596 #
  • I could use a siesta, as they do in Spain and Greece. Not coincidentally, both are countries with failing economies. But they get to nap. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-03-22

  • At some point I hope I will be able to play soccer without 48-72 hours of physical repercussions. #
  • Just went Family Circus looking for a can of Diet Coke: Daniels > Riddick > Burlington > Polk > Harrelson > Riddick. Shoulda gone to Page. #
  • I feel like this is a good day to recognize Ireland's storied space exploration history. Grab som O'Boises and enjoy. http://bit.ly/avT98H #
  • My allergy medicine is making me wish I had allergies. #
  • According to Girlfriend, M.D., I have what is called a "sinus headache." it blows. My brain hurts. Avoid this condition. #
  • Hopefully my day can be as productive as my cough. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-03-15

  • Livestrong.com suggests I work off 2 Tastykakes by "Gambling – casino, sitting for 153 minutes." And that is how you win the Tour de France. #
  • Saw a guy driving a clean Deacon Frye-mobile this morning on S Wilmington, so, you know, basically I have to post http://bit.ly/8KbV8g #
  • NWS has issued an Awesome Weather Warning for WAKE, NC. Residents advised to take shirt off, twist round hand, spin it like a helicopter. #
  • Since when am I the kind of guy who replays the rec league soccer game in his head on the way home? #
  • If this State-Clemson game was a woman, Perseus would be rollin up with a sword and a highly reflective shield. #
  • First World Problem Friday: Dunkin' Donuts is inaccessible due to construction. I want an apple spice donut so bad. #
  • I may have spotted myself on Google Street View. Maybe not, but he does dress like me and is about to go to Mitch's. http://bit.ly/bpW9nv #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-03-08

  • 2 Q's: 1. Why is this song (PARENTAL ADVISORY: http://tr.im/Qn0G) stuck in my head? 2. Did a Peter Warrick jersey seem a good idea once? #
  • I know many are sick of the snow. I await your complaints about the heat this summer, and the effects of malaria on those complaints. #
  • Just bought shin guards and indoor soccer shoes. It's like a flashback to 1991. Yo VIP, let's kick it! #
  • I hope it's not a bad omen that I booked Greyhound tickets online and the confirmation email took 15 days to arrive. #
  • Had a good time playing soccer, probably would have been even better if I'd bought cleats other than Adidas Blistermakers. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-03-01

  • Sometimes, Cook Out is the best medicine. #
  • I think a cinnamon roll from Global Village may have cured my cold. Either that or all the medication I've been throwing down the hatch. #