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What am I doing with the Stanley Cup?

Mainly just standing there next to it, I guess. It showed up at Pullen Park last week and Michael and I took a long lunch and went to visit it.

It was a very laid-back affair, there were a bunch of Canes fans standing around, and then up comes a guy with a beat-up case that looks like it should contain audio equipment for a crappy band, or perhaps David Blaine. You can see it on the right side of the picture where I am all groping the Cup.

We could take as much time as we wanted, and so we examined the hell out of it, poked it, marveled at its smallish size until we’d had our fill. Even got a nice pic of the part where my boys’ names are engraved. The Penguins were a damn all-star team for a while there.

Sean Taylor Trial: Whaaaaat?

Oh man, I don’t even know where to start.

Latest on the Sean Taylor trial. Sean Taylor is an employee of the Washington Redskins. He plays safety and is really paid to destrtoy people. Video evidence available here (older clips with Bone Thugs soundtrack) and here (clips from last season with inferior music).

He is from Miami and went to The U, so it should come as no surprise that he is on trial under the “three strikes” deal, the latest item being that he supposedly brandished a weapon while he was going after some people he suspected of stealing 2 ATVs from him in Miami. That crime in itself is not such a big deal, but under three strikes, if he is conviceted he faces a minimum of 3 years. A mandatory minimum according to state law.

So here’s the latest:
Misconduct Charges Surface in Taylor Case

Taylor’s attorney, Richard Sharpstein, said outside the courtroom that he will file a motion this week seeking to dismiss the charges because of alleged “inappropriate and unethical” prosecutorial conduct by Michael Grieco, the assistant state attorney handling the case.

Sharpstein said Grieco had improperly posted news articles about the Taylor case on a Web site that promotes his side business as a DJ in Miami Beach clubs. Although the articles could not be found on the site Wednesday, Sharpstein provided copies to reporters as well as the page – titled “links to my press coverage” – showing where the link had been located.

So it turns out the lead prosecutor is a DJ on the side. Weird, unusual, and the link is not a huge deal in my eyes, but then I am no lawyer. The thing is, the guy is actually kind of a joke. Come to find out the guy is 30 years old and has a myspace page — DJ Grieco — where his friends (who, it seems, are slammin’ hot girls it seems for the most part, props) leave the Assistant State Attorney notes like

Hey sexy DJ! ;o) How was your weekend? Hope you’re staying warm, it’s FREEZING!!!!!! LoL xoxo

But wait! There’s more! If you scroll down to a comment left by “eric” at 12/4/2005 6:40 PM, you get a picture of two guys, one of whom is ostensibly the Assistant State Attorney handling the case. Look at the photo. One of those men might be prosecuting Sean Taylor.

Hooray for Florida!

*** UPDATE 5:10 PM ***

DJ Grieco stepped aside!

Looks like his myspace page has been removed too. Sorry you didn’t get to see it. It was, in a phrase, ‘totaly awsome luv ya baybe ^_^ cant wait to party with u again!!!!!!!!!! lol ur kewl.’

Speculation is that DJ Jazzy Jeff, Esq. will take the case.

Also there is a very interesting conversation that a moderator on ExtremeSkins had with Taylor’s attorney. Yes, it’s coming from the defense attorney, but he says some things about Grieco and the case that are very encouraging for Skins fans.

That Stuff is for the Bats

At the grocery the other day, I noticed that near the raisins and the dried apricots, dried figs were also on sale. I decided to give them a shot.

Unfortunately no one was there to tell me HEY TONY UNLESS YOU ARE A FRUIT BAT THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA.

A simple equation to help anyone who might be calculating the risk/reward of buying figs:

Figs = No.

Figs are for Newtons and fruit bats. Also, possibly their leaves can be put to use when you are in the woods and your clothing has been eaten by a bear, or if you were chiseled from stone by the ancient Greeks and there are children or Republicans around.

The More You Know, The Fewer Figs You Eat