Okay, so yesterday Keyser Soze calls up and says “I got some news for you, man. Your loan fell through.”
I exclaimed something with meaning approximate to “WTF.” I let it sink in for a couple of seconds. What does this mean? Am I going to lose the house because the sellers won’t want to wait another month?
Then he said “Just kidding. You’re good.”
Ha! Ha! Oh man. That’s a good one.
Ha! Ha! I’m gonna stab him.
Not really, but damn. Cruel joke. Everyone I’ve told this story to — including my agent — has been pretty pissed that he did that. I have to hand it to him, I usually guard against stuff like that, but he caught me totally off guard.
For real though, I will conditionally forgive him, since during the rest of the conversation we discussed actual items and it appears we are finally gonna close next week. I have corroborated this with many other sources just to make sure.
I should call him up after closing.
“This is the Raleigh Fire Department, we have been dispatched to your next-door neighbor’s house and wanted to advise you of this, as there is a slim chance of embers landing on your house.”
“Oh my God, really?”
“Ha! Ha! No, just kidding. . . It’s actually your house that’s on fire.”
Tags: General Thoughts, Getting Housed by Tony
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