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Eschewing a trip to sunny bum-killing Volusia County turned out to not be a bad idea after all. I ended up going to Baumann Manor for Saturday and Sunday. Saturday was Reid’s (my youngest brother) birthday and there were folks aplenty on hand. Since it was his 13th birthday, there had been offhand comments all day about some kind of coming-of-age ceremony not unlike a bar mitzvah. Perhaps that is a bad example, as my other brother Andrew gave him two pounds of bacon as a birthday gift. We had great food the whole time, as is customary when at the Manor.

We also went and explored the old broken down houses that Andrew and I nearly got lost at in March. We found the houses’ “yards” comprised of a nice carpet of poison ivy. I think I have immunity due to my constant contact with the ivy when I lived in PA.

Also, as it turns out, Chris was able to come home to God’s Country last night but the Billymander, scheduled for a later flight, was retained due to bad weather. Aside from that, I bet they had a good time — at least I hope they did — and I would like to go to the next Beaudoin Pig Dismantling, assuming there will be an Episode III of that franchise.

By the way, there’s always room for a little Oregon Trail humor.

like a stone

Here is my (correct) opinion on the new Audioslave album:

It was bad! It was awful! Get them away! Boo! BOOOOOO!

untitled

IBM laptops are now farmed out to Lenovo. Does anyone think this is a little Engrishy?

“We are the new. We are the future. We are Lenovo. Think Lenovo!”

jumping ship, mayhaps

I think I might ditch the LiveJournal and go with Movable Type or Blogger instead. I did once use Blogger but came back to LiveJournal for reasons which I now don’t remember. I am gonna work on my web site some more — yeah I know I always say that — and Blogger is just easier to integrate into a web page. Also when people learn that I use LJ they seem surprised that I am not typing stuff about how mean my parents are, acting like a pseudointellectual arrogant teenager, or typing retarded emoticons such as ;_; or <(^_^)> to ensure that my “profound” and “deep” emotions can be construed as certain idiocy by readers.

Got screwed out of a Baltimore vacation this weekend because Justin and Adam got screwed into helping their mom move. I might help if there’s calabash style seafood in it for me. Florida for Memorial Day is up in the air. I jinxed myself by saying that “I can’t imagine Amtrak prices going up between now and then;” subsequently the Amtrak website gave me the financial equivalent of a kick to the onions.

I have tentatively scheduled my next failed attempt at a Baltimorian trip for late June. I don’t want to go all summer without a freaking vacation.

All work and no play makes Tony something something.

cough

Dear Tony:

No more putting rice in your trachea.

Yours,

Lungs
xoxo