fat albert on wooden ship
Someone is confused. I can’t imagine Stephen Stills wanting to play “buck buck.”
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oh r.e.o.
Weird. I woke up this morning with not just one REO Speedwagon song running through my mind, but a medley of three.
Man.
It sounded kind of like
YOU TAKE IT ON THE RUN BABY
IT’S TIME TO BRING THIS SHIP INTO THE SHORE
I DON’T WANNA SLEEP
I JUST WANNA KEEP ON LOVIN’ YOUUUUUU
And so then Billy and I went to see Melissa’s mom to get the paperwork in order for her people to haul away the cream puff. She works at the Healing Place, which is a rehabilitation center for drug addicts and homeless folk. As it turns out, one guy who is there right now is a mechanic who has found a job but needed a car to get there. And the cream puff even started this morning. It’s ready for work! I am glad to know it will be put to good use.
Oh, now here we go. I love streaming audio, und ich liebe die Scorpions!
THEHS NO WON LIKE YOU
put in ya mowf
I agree with Billy about the gum from 1990.
I am addicted to football cards, but to the gum — not so much. Actually, the gum that comes with the 2001 Topps Heritage is not too bad, but the 1990 Pro Set? Nasty. In related news, the gum from a pack of 1986 Garbage Pail Kids just splinters and severs your palate. I should have known. Is there a Toothless Tony card?
Why do we eat this gum? Because we are free to do so. And we chew this ancient gum in defiance of those terrorists who hate our freedom.
No, seriously, it’s because we are idiots.
new programs please
They should just rename the History Channel “The Hitler Channel.” They might have one show a day that’s not based around WWII or Hitler. Or both.
that’s terrible
So it occurs to me that I am very boring.
Since January 1, here are some things I have not done:
- spent the night outside my own home
- taken a vacation day from work
- taken a sick day from work
Want to hear something worse? Until this weekend, I had not even been outside WAKE COUNTY. Except for that time when we were going to go to Wilson and Billy decided it was too far.
Oh my GOD that’s pathetic.
And I doubt there is any chance of me receiving a “Perfect Attendance” award from work.
PLEASE JUSTIN FINISH YOUR THESIS
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