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My Lovely went to Wal*Mart yesterday afternoon and bought me the DVD player I was looking for: An Apex AD-1100W, which I quickly hacked to make region and macrovision free. It plays my VCDs well, even the ones burned to CD-R, so I burned a Sealab 2021 VCD of the first 5 episodes. We all sat around and watched episode 4, “Chickmate.”

Sparks: I’ve got something for you.
Debbie: What is it?
Sparks: A book.
Debbie: What’s the book?
Sparks: A Modest Proposal.
Debbie: Who’s it by?
Sparks: Jonathan Swift.
Debbie: And what is the book about?
Sparks: Eating babies.

Oh god, that show kills me.


If you go to my actual livejournal, you will note that my new name is “Pants McGee.” Furthermore, if you are my LJ friend, you are among the friends of Pants McGee. Yeah, I don’t know why either, it was just the first whimsical name that popped into my mind.


Uh. I am in my new office now. I am surrounded by my belongings and those of Mr. Eargle, who was in here before he was booted retired. Unfortunately, his department did not clear quite everythihng out of his office, so here I be, until the movers come and get all these confounded monitors and file cabinets and bookcases out of here.


“Melon tonight,” quoth Mr. Lloyd. Hmph. We’ll see if that happens. That melon is going to go bad one of these days, and Justin will make us eat it, and we will all die.


I sent my camera off to Olympus again yesterday. I hope it gets fixed. I sent it USPS Priority Mail, and I can only hope that it gets there, much less unmutilated.

monday morning roundup

Lots to discuss.

Saw The Count of Monte Cristo on Friday evening with Mandy, Justin, and Amy at the increasingly ghetto Blue Ridge Cinema. $1.50/ticket, I guess you get what you pay for, even if what you “get” is “lice” from the seats and “shot” in the parking lot.

I thought the film itself was very good, though some parts of it were a little cheezy. I liked it, probably enough to buy it. Supposedly the ending is not at all like the end of the book, and I didn’t like the ending of the movie all that much (I liked the result, but not the way it played out). Since I don’t read, I’ll never know. The lines & speech were not quite right for the time period; everyone talks with a British accent despite their being French, and Jacapo just does not sound right.

But yeah, anyway, I’ll probably buy it.

Then we came home and had the best damned Oreo milkshakes ever.


The sales of that old idiot Moby’s new record are not doing hot, and he says it’s because his fans are mostly nerds with CD burners. The Old Guy At The Rave’s probably right. I don’t care. I want to stop being followed around by that hideous “we are all made of stars” song.


I watched the E! True Hollywood Story: The Dukes of Hazzard which came on at 1 this morning. It is actually pretty interesting stuff, the history of them Duke boys.

  • Apparently Boss Hogg (Sorrell Booke) was a Yale-educated actor who had never used a Southern accent before the show.
  • Bo (John Schneider) was 18 and from New York when he auditioned, but the casting call had been for 20-25-year-olds who were really from the south, so he brought a 6-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon to the audition and said he was 24.
  • Luke (Tom Wopat) was and is a Broadway star.
  • They totaled an average of 2 General Lees per episode.
  • Coy and Vance, the replacement Dukes when Bo & Luke went on strike, seem very. . . ah. . . close.

Heard from the guy who I did webpage work for, looks like I’ll get paid. That poor guy is so overworked. I’m lucky to be paid at all. But I ain’t complaining.


Melissa is coming back this weekend! She is coming back to go to Bojangles with all of us at 1pm on Saturday, and will be kind enough to stay for Rosemary & John’s wedding.


My 8-track player should be mailed to me Tuesday. Yay.


Gotta pack up my stuff so I can move my office over the next couple of days.

change it up?

Welly, welly, well me droogies, time for a website redesign again soon. Time to get rid of the toilet-paper-roll-holder looking thing to the right, that’s for sure, and somehow incorporate more actual content into my main page. Not that anyone besides me looks at my site, ever, but just to make me happy.

Apparently some people still use my alternate ncsu page, because they complained loudly when I chmod-ed it wrong and all to hell by accident last week.

Here’s my latest bit of useless clutter, my 8-track page. If you find that it doesn’t look good in Netscape, look at another page. If you laugh at me for using 8-tracks, do this: take a picture of yourself wearing your most fashionable clothes and holding a CD in one hand and giving the thumbs-up sign with the other. Then show this photo to your children in 20 years and realize out that you were a tool this whole time without even knowing it. Then they will leave your house wearing their most fashionable sliver mylar space-clothes and will borrow the family hover-car and go to somewhere more fashionable than your presence, which won’t be too hard to do. And then you can have a midlife crisis and realize that maybe your dumb ass wasn’t too cool for John Denver’s Greatest Hits in the first place, and you’ll try to find a copy, and I’ll be like “bitch! I’ve got the only copy!” and you’ll cry.

the return

Holy crap, I haven’t written in this confounded thing in a week? Guess not. (this will still be a boring entry)

Hmm. Canes lost the Cup. Poland beat the USA in soccer, but the USA made it to the second round because Portugal lost to South Korea, and then the USA beat Mexico 2-0 this morning. O-lé, Olé Olé Olé, O-lé, O-lé. This means the US is one of the final 8 teams in the Cup.

We went to the beach on Friday. Cynthia and Amy picked Chris and I up. We started off the trip by going to Bojangles for breakfast, but Amy did not have anything, apparently just so she could later complain at great length that she was hungry. We got to the hotel early, but could not check in. We went to the beach instead — Carolina Beach, that is. ‘Twas windy, and the sand did blow, and the sand did sting our legs and cover up all of our belongings. We went back to the hotel and met Cherry and Justin, then waited a while more for Jim and Mandy to arrive. Going on a tip from Cherry’s grandmama, we went to the Jones Seafood House, which is near Wilmington on some street that I remember as “paved” in an area I don’t remember at all. There was a sign on the front door that said “Through these doors walk the best fed people in North Carolina.” That is what I call a good omen. We all enjoyed lots of seafood, with the exception of Mandy who would die if she ate seafood; and Jim, who thought it best to order a gigantic meal, then eat a metric ton of hushpuppies before his meal arrived, and then deliver a blank stare at his mountain of food when it showed up.

Back to the hotel. We watched the Iron Chef — special ingredient, bean sprouts — and though it was an unremarkable episode, it kicked off lots of broken english being spoken among the group. Then to sleep. I stayed with the ladies, and the other guys (minus Justin) went to sleep in their room. Then immediately awake, as Cherry was up at 0800 hours to wonder where we were. As it turned out, we went right back to sleep. Then Chris called at 9, and woke me up, and I mumbled something into the phone. Went back to sleep. We were at Dunkin Donuts by 10, and Carolina Beach by 11:30.

The sand was much kinder. Jim and Chris and I went out in the water for a while. Cynthia came in for a bit, too, but it was very choppy, so she went back out. I appreciated her attempt to shut me up, though, as I always bitch about no one wanting to come in the water with me. Cherry stayed on shore, doing who-knows-what. Mandy built a sand castle and flashed some pelicans. Amy bathed in sun.

After a few hours, we headed to Wilmington for a small dose of sightseeing. At that point, my camera stopped working, goddamnit. It just sits there and flashes the “card full” error code, but that’s not the problem. It pisses me off, but it could be worse I guess. I could have dropped it in the ocean. So I’ll call Olympus today, and send it in for repair. At least I was able to get beach pictures before it broke. No, they are not uploaded yet, but they will be soon — just you wait and see.

And then we came home, more sunburnt than we had thought, but not too bad. It did hurt a little putting the backpack on this morning.

Yesterday, I went to Cynthia’s for steaks, then went with her to Target to get some stuff that the soon-to-be Russeses registered for. Those two are so spoiled. They are going to have to get UMD to buy them a mansion just to house all the crap that they are receiving as gifts.

Played basketball last night. 3-on-2, and I actually won both games even though it was just me & Jim in the 2nd game. The first game I played well; the second I did not. I mostly threw up air balls that Jim put back up. We made a good team. I should probably not play for a couple days; the blisters are pretty bad. I should have just bought some shoes that fit me right.

Back to the grind. . .

sand and sand and horseshoe crabs and jellyfish

BEACH TRIP!

rock me, dr. zaius!

Holy crap. Apparently Charlton Heston’s first interview occurred in my very own tiny hometown of Mt. Gretna, PA! At the Jigger Shop, too, which I believe is the best place in the world to get ice cream.

“Get your paws off me, you damned dirty ape!”

bye bye, nature boy

Yeah, I was sick of looking at Ric Flair too.

hahaaaaa

Game 1 goes to the CANES! Hahaha. . . eat that, ESPN.

bleh

Justin tried to knock me out today on the basketball court. There were spectators and everything. Luckily I had my old glasses on – they were further mangleds and a lens popped out and chipped. My head just now stopped hurting. Funny thing is that it was not really a foul, he just flailed at high speed and came down on my skull. C’est la vie.

Lessee. . . I won an 8-track player on eBay, but lost the auction for the tapes. That ain’t too cool at all. There are some more auctions up right now, but they are not for anything good. For some reason it seems that most 8-tracks are for country music, which sucks.

I really better go to sleep now, or I won’t make it to work at a reasonable hour. Week after week, the same damned thing.